TURNING HUMAN DATA INTO ACTION

MITIGATING THE END OF THE WORLD

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Oct 16, 2019

If you’ve been wondering why I like to be naked, this article should clear it up. If you’ve not, then don’t read this. It’ll be a waste of your time.

Kay Smythe, Social scientist, writer & researcher

Kay Smythe is an internationally-practicing writer and socio-demographic research specialist. She has been awarded consecutive O1 Visas under the Obama and Trump Administrations to conduct paradigm-shifting research within the United States… (Britain was too busy ruining the career opportunities and lives of the Millennial generation with Brexit). Though Kay is best known for tackling the most stigmatized behaviors in human capital (cannabis, nudity, gangs), her work has evolved into an amalgamation of policy-changing action data based on human behavior trend forecasts. This website is where her academic, political, and private sector clients allow her to publish elements of the work they conduct together. To find out more about Kay, and whether y’all should work together, click here or keep scrolling around!

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TWITCH FOLKS - SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS & REQUESTS FOR RESEARCH 🙌🏽🌺🔆 I’m launching my own SOCIAL COMMENTARY LIVE STREAM featuring political, common sense, action-data to get your fucking life together 🔆 I hate working for other people, and I do my best work when I’m my own boss. I don’t have a schedule yet, and I’m still figuring out wtf I’m doing, but I’m mostly just excited. Streams will be available at a later date on YouTube and my website, and I’ll likely post clips to here. I’m open to talking about politics, current events, social issues, pop culture, the climate crisis, mental health, behavioral trends, and common sense solutions to all of the shit our parents and Gen Xers did to the planet that I think you’re all too fucking sycophantic (what Millennials call “virtue signaling”) or psychotic with each other to do anything about. I will be hosting guests for the podcast-style output, and I’ll be covering news and academic research on these themes too... donations go toward upgrading my tech, helping my write my book, and keeping me fed/alive/not depending on dickheads who treat me like shit 🌺🔆 (will be taking about cats too).
HUGE THANK YOU to @headabovewater120 for introducing me to @donlumps and for all of the support; also to @two_tigers_and_a_panther for letting me borrow your young person to help de-age me with tech - thanks for being an incredible community; I hope I don’t embarrass you! @jsrphotos took this shot and it’s siiiiick and I’m going to make him come live stream with me because I just started @highcastleamazon and we’ve gotta talk about that ASAP 🤟🏽💁🏼‍♀️ #kaysmythetwitch #twitchstreamer #kaysmythe

@jsrphotos and I always get slut shamed on IG; I used to average a few thousand likes per photo, but because people are terrified of titties, my engagement has plummeted. That’s fine though because IG isn’t real life, and if you spend more time on here than you do in reality, you’ll probably die younger due to stress and/or staring at your phone when you should be paying attention to your surroundings... then again, this behavior does play into my love of social Darwinism, so maybe keep being obsessed with this thing so us normals can have the planet back sooner?? GO TO MY WEBSITE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT MY EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHIES ON THE END OF THE WORLD 🔆🌺 #KaySmythe #ksrwn #mimosabreath

Casually hanging out on the walls of @shopmedmen in VENICE, CA 🤷🏼‍♀️🤟🏽 @blamehamilton hired me to shoot with MedMen on a day that I was too stoned and naked to say yes, but he talked me around. Ryan ended up launching my public image across Southern California, and creating a permanent place for my likeness in the visual history of this industry, and that’s something I’ll never ever ever be able to thank him enough for 💕 this was part-two or three of my relationship with MedMen, though I’ll always appreciate what they’ve done for cannabis as a product, its always sad when great ideas are ruined by ego. For a brief moment, these guys really had it nailed. I’m really proud to have been a significant aesthetic part of this organization, and I hope they figure it out so they don’t have to be bought out of sued to extinction #cannabis #KaySmythe #cannabisconsultant

If the Trump Presidency has taught us anything, it’s to grab life by the pussy and never let go. Me and my vegan taco have been through some absolute fucking cunts of (and) situations in the last two years, and I am so thrilled to be out the other side and back on track for the life I’ve always wanted. It’s my BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK, and to celebrate, I’ll be doing my traditional culling of the cunts. October is always my month for indulgence, reflection, and starting a new year of life as I mean to go on. Last year I made the mistake of not spending my birthday month with close friends, so this year I’ve only spent my time with people I adore! I’ll probably do a favorite moments of 25 post later this weekend, so for now... All in all, 25 hasn’t been the best, but it’s allowed me to set up 26 really nicely.. and if I get to 27 and nothing major has evolved, I’m officially giving up and becoming a Trophy Wife, and that would actually be really lovely so please celebrate some female agency with me this year because if you slut shame me I’ll find you, kill you, and eat you @jsrphotos is better at photography than you #KaySmythe #kaysmytheattwentyfive #vegantacos

NEW WEBSITE!! Only two articles so far, but much more to come. Nothing else to say on the matter, just click the link in my bio and have yourself a beautiful lazy Sunday / it would be great if someone took me to Hawaii for my birthday next week / also follow @jsrphotos 🔆🌺 #kaysmythe #shorthair #nakedkay

@hahasfortatas Women are the most important aspects of humanity 🙌🏽 we perpetuate our species, make sensible decisions, and are generally regarded as being the best (a very biased fact after three years of shite boyfriends)... @gracie_strawn and @gabbymg753 ... these two women are significantly better women than me, and at this event, they raised money and awareness for breast cancer by making us laugh with a bunch of brilliantly hilarious women, eating fantastic treats, and drinking beautiful boozahol. I’m so fucking lucky these ladies put up with me, and are such incredible friends and legends. I LOVE YOU LADIES!!! #hahasfortatas #kaysmythe #mimosabreath

What the fuck is the point in what you’re doing today? Are you working for someone else? Do you contribute to the greater purpose of the planet? Probably not, but most of us can’t! The system is fucked and there’s nothing we can do.... OH WAIT. WE HAVE AN ELECTION NEXT YEAR! 😻🤟🏽
Well, you guys do. I get to watch ya have an election next year. WHO WANTS TO TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR FEELS FOR ELECTION 2020? We’re barely a year out from the most decision of our history on the planet. Only dickheads won’t get involved, and only idiots think their opinion doesn’t matter. Are you a dickhead or an idiot? Prove me wrong and tell me what you want from the future of American politics.. #kaysmythe #ksrn #socialscience
Obvs this amazing series was taken by @jsrphotos because he is superior to all 💁🏼‍♀️🥰

Breaking through your glass ceiling like I’m going to eat your soul and bridge racial, class, and other social divides in the global discussions on climate change, drug reform, hemp and cannabis agriculture, and politics - send me your questions, concerns, areas of interest, and other relevant shit (at your own risk 😉) @jsrphotos photo obvs READ MY WEBSITE GODDAMNIT LINK IN BIO #kaysmythe #glassceiling #tits I DO NOT CHECK FACEBOOK SO WEBSITE, INSTA, & TWITTER ONLY 😻🤟🏽

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